This Week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award Goes To Benjamin Netanyahu

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Bennie, considering all of the support over the years that President Obama has shown Israel, it is really pathetic how you have reciprocated with deceit and disrespect. To set your feet on American soil to undermine President Obama’s policy to negotiate a nuclear-free Iran is unbelievable! It is not only in the interest of America, it is also in Israel’s interests. Every time I see you making unfounded accusations against Iran, complete with redlines, time lines and cartoon diagrams of bombs, I realize you are a real nut case. What the hell do you want? We don’t want to get tangled in a war with Iran if negotiations are possible! The last thing we want is to get into is another war because another idiot thinks another country has WMDs! Then, you conspire with one of the biggest jack-asses in our country to speak before, basically, House Republicans without consulting the President. What buffoons you and Boehner are!  If you think your snub of the President makes you look big in the eyes of the world, you are sadly mistaken. You look foolish and small! I pray this week in America is poison for your bid for re-election in Israel. I hope the only thing you get from this week’s visit is this week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award!

This Week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award Goes To Mitch McConnell

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Mitch, you and your foolish Party have really done it this time! You idiots have painted yourselves into the proverbial corner – again. This time you’re stalling to fund the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) because of the President’s immigration reform bill. That is playing a dead man’s hand! With all of the terrorism that’s out there and just some days left to avoid a DHS shutdown, it is simply unreal! You Republicans are truly anarchists. You want our government to fail. That, Mr. McConnell, is treason in its basest form. Mitch, the Republican Party must tear itself down to the ground and rebuild. By that I mean it must stop maligning the President; it must begin pitching in with solutions instead of obstructing; and, finally, it must come out of the Dark Ages into the light of diversity. Mitch, tuck your tail. Get the DHS squared away before the deadline. Apologize to the American people for your stupidity. Come by and pick up this week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award!

This Week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award Goes To John Boehner

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John, you are dumber than a door knob and shouldn’t be the speaker for a mouse much less the House! You thought by going around the President and inviting “BiBi Nut-N-Yahoo” to speak at a joint session of Congress would belittle and embarrass President Obama. As usual, you are wrong! Your little stunt has backed fired and made you look foolish. Actually, you should be brought up on charges for breaking the law because you have violated the Logan Act- no private correspondence with foreign governments. I wonder when those embiciles in Ohio will get enough of your drunken stupidity and send you packing, like those Virginians did last year with Eric Cantor. You’re useless; you’re weak – you deserve the Attack Dawg Bite Award this week!

 

 

This Week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award Goes To Mike Huckabee

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Mike, you are the perfect candidate to keep a Democrat in the White House! I have withheld giving you this uncoveted award long enough! You consistently make stupid outbursts on everything from gun rights to gay rights.  I can’t let you slide any longer. How can we ever forget your comment about women’s dependency on government, or as you put it “Uncle Sugar” concerning contraceptives? Over the weekend in New Hampshire at the Koch Brother’s “Citizens United Freedom” circus, you did it again. This time, you said that North Korea seems to be more free than the United States. You found it amazing that travelers in the United States must produce several IDs and endure body searches at the airport, but need no ID to vote. First of all, why don’t you do us all a favor and move to North Korea and get back to us on that freedom comparison.  Kim Jong Un would be glad to show you just how free you are. You may not be allowed to get back with us on the freedom comparison since you are a short, fat white guy who can’t play basketball. Attempting to parallel IDs at the airport with IDs for voting shows how foolish you are. One is clearly to monitor terrorism, while the other is to place obstacles to voting

in the way of hard-working, usually less fortunate, disabled, or elderly Americans.  Suppressing votes sounds very North Korean to me. I’m happy you are so fond of the vast liberties in North Korea. You are, inexplicably, gearing up for a run in the primaries in the United States. SNL will make you into a punchline. You’ll never make it past the primaries.  Admittedly, you have some crazy constituents.  However, the only nominations you will get is for the weekly Attack Dawg Bite Award.

 

This Week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award Goes To Pete Carroll

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Coach Carroll, to hell with Tom Brady getting Super Bowl MVP for the New England Patriots. Clearly, whoever makes the MVP decision didn’t see that stupid asinine call you made Sunday night that cost the Seahawks the game. If they would’ve seen that dumb play, they would’ve given you the MVP for the New England Patriots! One things for certain, for your colossal stupidity on behalf of all the “12” fans and the fans who hate the Patriots because of their crooked coach and owner, we give you this week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award!